Yep, it’s me trying to look super tough in a silly t-shirt. But this isn’t so much about showing off the contradiction of my badassery and my ridiculous attire – it’s about my weakness for $5 t-shirts. If there’s a clearance rack, I’m digging in it looking for something…unique. (I also frequent Five Below, the upscale discount store geared more toward twelve-year-old girls than middle-aged men.) Almost all of these shirts are comics or Muppet related…and it seems that $5 is my price ceiling. If it’s $7.50, I’ll turn my cheapskate nose up at it.